one might say we're banned from that church
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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