Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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