I cockslap morals
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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