i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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