How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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