i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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