your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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