Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Sacagawea was the original milf.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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