What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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