I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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