For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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