from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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