I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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