David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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