Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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