I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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