Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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