real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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