no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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