If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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