In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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