yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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