So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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