I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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