Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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