You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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