just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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