i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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