Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
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I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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