Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I could make wine with my vomit
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
