girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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