Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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