at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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