I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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