I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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