So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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