What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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