Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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