I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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