I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
