Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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