First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Randomize
