i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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