when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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