I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
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