i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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