To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize
