all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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