i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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