But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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