I feel like abortions should bother me more
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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