ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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