Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Randomize
