All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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