Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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