i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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